Softball Jokes #2
- You can tell if the umpire is new at softball when he calls,
"STRIKE" when 10 players fall down!
By Sammy, Panthers Softball
- (Q) What did the umpire say when lighting hit him? (A) Do not
pitch it so fast.
By SISSY #31, Virginia Vixens
- Why do softball players always have good jewelry? Because they
play on diamonds!
By Katelyn C, Lady Lakers
- Why did the girl tell her mom that it didn't hurt when she got
hit with a softball? Because she thought she got hit with a softball.
By Stephanie, Mardens Dairy
- Why can't boys play softball better than girls?? Because they
can't windup!! HA HA!
By Jennifer, Thunder Softball
- (Q) What is harder to catch, a grounder or a pop fly?
(A) Pop fly, because when you miss it, it bounces up and smacks you in
the face.
By Anna H. Wolves Softball
- (Q) How many times can a softball player throw a baseball?
(A)They can't because they don't play baseball. By Jackie #10, Blue
Angels
- (Q) What goes all around the softball field but never moves? (A)
The fence.
By Tyler #11, Cooper City Cobras
- (Q) Why did the coach yell at the players?
(A) Because they were stealing the bases! By Morgan, Comets Softball
- You know you're a softball junkie if you consider shopping buying
softball gear!
By Nakota, Bandits Softball
- You know it is bad when your coach says charge it, and your short
stop pulls out her credit card and says charge it. By Charity #7
- What is the difference between a softball player and a puppy? A
puppy will eventually stop whining!
By Stephanie, Ashtabula All-Stars
- Symptoms of too much softball
Your diet consists of sunflower seeds and gatorade
When your favorite color is softball yellow
When you see the shadow of a bird you yell "Ball Ball Ball"!
When you attend the church you have been going to all your life and
they ask you to fill out a visitor form.
You have a stripe tan on the back of your legs from knee pads.
By Keeli, Rock-N-Fire
- What do you get when you get up against Jennie Finch? A
strike-out. By Shelby, OFC Heat
- (Q) What did the ball say to the bat? (A) Have mercy on me, I'm
too soft to get hurt.
By Stephanie, Ashtabula (all-stars)
- (Q) How do you know when an umpire is new to softball?
(A) He calls the cops every time somebody steals a base!
By Madison, Tigerettes Softball
- You know your a redneck when you have a softball shirt that says
rip it, and you mean the softball!
By Mckinley, Bayou Bengals
