Softball Jokes
- The last place team is so bad, that their shortstop tried to kill
himself yesterday by jumping in front of a truck. Luckily in went right
through his legs like everything else.
By Bruce, Killer Bees'
- You know you're a softball junkie if... You think dressing up is
a clean softball tournament shirt.
By Kenzi, Weatherford Eagles
- First place team. (Player #1) I heard your team got a new
pitching machine for batting practice
Last place team. (Player #2) Yeah, and we lost 5-2
By Jim, 3 & Out
- On the last day of tournament the coach was talking to one of his
players. "Look, here is 5 bucks," he said. "Go out and buy a new ball
or something....anything that will help us win." The game began and the
coach noticed that the same old ball was being used. He called his
player over and asked "what did you do with the 5 bucks I gave you?"
The player replied, "well, you said anything to help us win so I gave
it to the umpire."
By Mandy, Spiders (aka Black Widows)
- The last place team was so bad they gave them a trophy to never
play again! HA! HA!
By Lil' Red, Alb. Silverbacks
- The devil challenged St.Peter to a softball game. "How can you
win, Satan?" asked St.Peter. "All the best players are up here". "How
can I lose" answered Satan. "All the umpires are down here".
By Mandy, Spiders
- Why are softball players so rich? Because they play on diamonds.
By Nerrissa, Twisters
- There were two muffins sitting on the bleachers, one muffin said
"it's hot out here." The other muffin said "WOW a talking muffin".
By Heather, Mcdouongh Elite
- You know when your catcher is so bad that when you tell a joke,
you realize that's not the only thing that goes over her head!
By Samantha, North Rockland
- Knock knock, who's there? Soft.... Soft Who?.... Softball of
course, by the way, where's the diamond?
By Ashley, 8th Grade Junior League
- You know you have it bad when your dad has to give you directions
using softball feilds as landmarks.
By Ashley, Midway College Eagles
- There was a man and he went into a car shop. The owner said, "Sir
this can't be right. Your car isn't even a year old and you have over
100,000 miles on it" The man replied, "You don't understand. My
daughter plays travel softball".
By Katie, William Blount Middle Wildcats
- Why did the coach kick Cinderella off the softball team? Because
she always ran away from the ball.
By Hil & Chay, JT's
- You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn!
By Chey & Justina, Lady Indians
- (a friend said to a player of a softball team) Where did you get
that big bruise on your forehead? (the player said) I got hit by a
softball on my head. (friend said) Wow you must play the game ruff!
(the player said) Yeah thats what the ambulance driver said when he
rushed me out of the dugout and stopped the game, he thought I was real
good too until I told him I was the water girl, and I threw a ball over
my head and instead of catching it landed on top of my head!
By Courtney, Lady Trojans
- You can tell you're a softball junkie when your idea of a quarter
back is a catcher.
By Amanda, (aka BullDog) Claymont Chrushers
- Advice for not feeling good at the plate. Take 2 strikes and go
to right.
By Coach Dave, OpenFieldSoftball.net
- The last place team is so bad that they cant even win by paying
the umpires!
By Taran, Cumberland Heat
- (Q) Which bases are harder to run to? From 1st to 2nd or 2nd to
3rd?
(A) 2nd to 3rd because you have to go through a short-stop.
By Taylor, Alexander Cubs
- (Q) Why did the runner get aressted?
(A) He stole a base!
By Mason, Cubs Softball
- (Q) What did the ball say to the bat?
(A) Have mercy on me, I'm too soft to get hurt.
By Christy, Hammocks Softball Team
- A little boy was in the hospital the same day as our coach, and
the coach asked the little boy, Son why are you in here, and the boy
replied, my parents hit me and the coach replied, that's horrible! Son,
who are you going to live with? The little boy said I want to live with
the Lady Bucs, they don't hit anything!
By Elizabeh & Sharlot, Lady Bucs
- (Q) Why are softball players always rich?
(A) Because they always steal.
By Kelly
- (Q) Why do catchers always end up passing gas?
(A) Cause there always running for passed balls!
By Kimberl, Magic Softball
- Hey Blue, are you watching the same game as us!
By Stix #1, Lady Patriots
- Why are softball player always in trouble? They are always
running around the bases!
By Breanna #14, Lady Hawks
- Why do softball players hate going fishin? Because they can't
catch any thing, just like on the field.
By Kimber, Bitbulls Softball
- (Q) What do you call a good umpire?
(A) Rare!
By Corndog #7, Teays Valley Viking Elite 12U
- If the umpire calls you out chase him around with your bat
- Run around the bases like a sissy girl
- Run to third base instead of first when you hit *works every
time*
- Play with the dirt in the feild it's fun
- GIVE UP ALL THE TIME!!
- I've tried this many time's it really lead's to a very good game.
By Lizzie #24, Lady Clover's
- (Q) Why can't girls play baseball as well as the boys?
(A) Because boys are always complaining.
By Taylor, Lady Dogs
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