Umpire Heckles
- Hey blue last time i checked when a runner runs into a player
it's called interferinece.
By Erin #11, Elgin National Rockies - Hey blue you couldn't make the right call if you had a phone book!
By Cody, Tyler Mudcats - Hey ump! Are you a power tool, 'cause your screwin' us!
By Wy and Annie, West Side Blue Devils - Hey ump can I boarrow your glasses...oh wait...I still wouldn't
be able to SEE!
By Ellie, Cardinals Softball - Hey ump, I heard your dog died. They say you couldn't see to feed
him!
By Al, Giants - Hey ump! My grandma has glasses I'm sure she'll let you borrow
them but.... I'm sure you still couldn't see!
By KC (#7), Pink Panthers - Hey Ump... when the balls popped up above your head you need to
move. But wait you can't see passed your nose.
By Cayli, Lady Hawks - Hey blue, you have a chest protector on so quit flinched and call the game! By Charity, Bangs Extreme
- Hey ump, poke a couple of holes in that mask so you can see. By Payton, Tri-Statewhirls
- Hey ump are you blind or are you just out of your mind? By B-Rod, Rebels Softball
- Hey Blue! If you cleaned your glasses as well as the plate, you
could make a good call.
By Erin, WV Dusters (P & SS) - Are you that blind or are our balls just that fast? By Caitlin & Kelly, Adairsville TIGERS
- I hope you're not driving home tonight, you can't even see under these lights! By Unknown Player
- My grandma makes better calls and she is 95 years old. By Shortstuff, Napa Express
- Hey BLue, your butt called, it wants your head out by the 6th inning! by Unknown Player
- Hey Blue, Why do you keep cleaning the plate? You can't see it anyways? by Patriots Softball
- Hey you in blue make those fair calls make em' ump make um'. by Shorty, Orioles Softball
- Hhey ump, when is your birthday? I'm going to by you some glasses. by Speedy, All-Stars
- Hey ump, you need some help up there, because you sure ain't
doing anything right.
by: Jen-Jen, Lady Panthers - Hey Blue, over here! BLUE! Are you deaf too! We already know your
blind! WATCH THE GAME!
by Malissa, A Minnesota Team - Hey Blue... I think your clothes are too tight, because everytime
you squat behind the catcher all the circulation is cut off in your...
brain!
by Naomi, Cougars Softball - Hey ump. Do you need an instant replay video like in the football
games! Because your calls suck
by Brittni & Sabrina, BallyBoo Softball - Hey ump! You should ump for senior citizens softball. The game
will go slower for you.
by Saniqua & Shanaina, C-H Bucs - Hey ump! That hot chick over there isn't in your league, so turn
around and get back in the SOFTBALL LEAGUE
by Jensen #11, Fury Softball (Shelbyville IL) - 911 911 Call it Call it 911 911 We've Been ROBBED by Tiny, The Enforcers
- (player to coach) I payed the blue like you told me to, but he still sucks! by Sami ( a.k.a.SamStar) Fury Allstars
- Blue! Watch out! Ooh! That had to hurt., by Sami (a.k.a. Samstar), Fury Allstars
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More Umpire Heckles
- Umpire Heckles 1
- Umpire Heckles 2
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