Umpire Heckles
- Hey ump those glasses aren't working for ya you should try
bifocles
By Jackie, Olivet Eagles - Hey Blue, guess you won't sleep well tonight, you slept through
the whole game!
By Annie, Thunder Softball - Hey ump, where's your seeing eye dog?
By Lindsay, Velocity Softball - I thought only horses slept standing up
By Hayley, Heat Softball - Hey Blue when was the last time you cleaned off your glasses?
By Kyra, Connecticut's Middletown All-Stars - Hey Blue, does your wife know you're out here screwing us?!
By Will, High School Umpire - My mom says to quit looking at her and watch the game!
by Desirae, Estancia Bears - Hey Blue, you have eyes right? Well if you do, you need to get
some glasses!
By, J #21, MIlpitas Renegades - Hey Blue, why don't you stop looking at that old woman and get
back to the game!
By Heather #00, East Texas Elite - I need a rope and a wire to hang the umpire!
By Mari #9 - Hey Blue, flip the plate over, the instructions are on the back.
If you can read'em.
By Don, M & M Glass - Hey Blue, Stevie Wonder could have see that play!
By Brittany, River City Raiders - Hey Blue, why don't you wipe your glasses, that way you could see
the play!
By Ashley, Lady Trojans - Hey Blue, you do a heck of a job, if I don't like your calls
maybe I should try and do a better job!
By Justin, Laquey Hornets - Hey Blue! When is your next visit to the eye doctor?
By Courtney, Lady Trojans - Hey Blue, maybe you should at least watch the game if you want to
get paid.
By Shelly #11, Gooroos Froogoo Softball - Ump is the root word of hump, lump, rump and dump.
By The Worm, Flying Mangos - Hey ump, I forgot the milk-bone for your seeing eye dog.
By Mac, C.A.S. - Hey blue want to barrow some glasses because last time I checked
strikes are SUPPOSED to land in my mit.
By Kendra #27, FBLC - Hey blue, did someone forget to remind you you're umpiring a game
here?
By Shannon #9, Racers Softball - Blue! You faced the wrong way! Maybe next time you should watch
the GAME!
By Haley, Panthers Softball - Hey ump maybe you should read the rule book again, cause last
time I checked strikes are between your waste and neck. OH WAIT YOU
CAN'T SEE
By Sabrina, Yankees Softball - Hey Homer, I know charity begins at home but they did not mean
home plate. Make the calls....
By John, Bulldogs - I've had better calls from my ex wife!
By Coach, Jasper Wildcats - If you can see a play at 3rd why can't you see one right in FRONT
of you!
By Missy #99, Padres
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More Umpire Heckles
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