Umpire Heckles

Umpire Heckles for your Favorite Softball Blue! WE all get on the ump's during the games when calls don't go our way, or calls go against us.

Softball players, coaches, managers and fans of the game. Gave us their best shot at Blue!

I put the Umpire Heckles section to have a little fun with blue! Umpiring a softball game is not always fun or easy. Using some of these heckles at a real game, could get you kicked out. So be nice to umps at the games. On a side note. I did the umpire thing for girls fast-pitch at the high school level and men's slow-pitch softball. I've been on both sides of the line. Remember, this is just for fun and entertainment. umpire cartoon

Come on blue, you gotta move, you're not a statue!
By Coach Dave, former manager of the Once Mighty Sluggers

You're missing a good game blue!
By Gerry, Sluggers Softball

Hey blue, shake your head, your eyes are stuck!
By John, North Coast Haze

Hey blue, you can open your eyes now, the game has started!
By Ken, Killer Bee's

I have seen better blues in a crayola color box.
By Kara, Southern Heat

Hey blue, we're having a great game here. Too bad you're missing it.
By Steve, Stadium Club

Hey blue, do you feel blue or do you have the flu
by Unknown Player

Hey Blue, don't just clean the plate, watch the game!
By Sam, Cruch Softball

Hey blue, why dont you bend over and use your good eye!
By freshmen #3, SFC

Cut the cord, come out from behind the plate!
By Birdman, Team Steel

Get off your knees blue! You're blowing the game.
By Reagan, Lady Vikings

I've seen better calls from a bird
By Jill, Hanna Indians

Hey blue, we found your glasses!
By KC #9, SS Lady Panthers

When I grow old and I can't see, I'm gonna be an umpire.
By Brittany, Lady Cardinals

I've heard better calls from a mute tela'marketer
By Ashley, Okoboji Pioneers

BLUE... Have you read the rule book? It's been updated since 75 years ago! OH! Thats right.. you can't see let alone read.
By Brittany #00, TC Thunder Softball

Hey Blue, have your checked the score-board yet or is to far for you to see?
By Amber #5, C&C BANK

Hey blue the game is over here.
By Ncky Lee, I 9's

BOO on the BLUE. BOO on the BLUE.
By Carly #11, Express Softball

Nuts and Bolts, Nuts and Bolts. WE GOT SCREWED
By Chris, Blanchard Longhorns

Hey ump, you couldn't make that call if you were locked inside a phone booth!
By Big Boy, Marlins Softball

Hey blue, I bet you don't clean your house as well as you clean that plate!
By Allison, Charleston Express Softball

Hey blue, can you throw me out for what I'm thinking? Ump No. Good, because I think you suck!
By Brianna, Bakersfield Babes

Is it a ball or is it a strike? Oh I forgot you can't see them, they're goin so fast.
By Easton, Perry Foxes

(Coach) Hey blue! Can you see the clouds?
(Blue) yes why?
(Coach) You can see the clouds that far away, but you can't see a play right in front of you!
By Softball Slugger #9, Hawks Softball

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